HEY! Friends of Jack read tumblr too…
iammarvelsgirl:

ok so lets just forget about the other dude, and lets just admire jack quaids beautiful arms! Uh too hot!!!!!!!

HEY! Friends of Jack read tumblr too…

iammarvelsgirl:

ok so lets just forget about the other dude, and lets just admire jack quaids beautiful arms! Uh too hot!!!!!!!

(Source: mrs-allyson-evans-renner)

Well…this is inaccurate 
floating-cubans:

Jack Quaid 9 years ago and Jack Quaid now…
kjshadlfdl I can’t even

Well…this is inaccurate

floating-cubans:

Jack Quaid 9 years ago and Jack Quaid now…

kjshadlfdl I can’t even

(Source: scrollinginthedeep)

“You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”

Phil Dunphy (when asked what Jagermeister is by his daughter)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

I was just flipping through all my old voicemails and found THIS gem! REALLY wish this message was intended for me.

“If the hotel room’s a rockin’…we’re probably having sex.”

Chuck Bartowsky

MAN MOVIES (FOR MEN!)


This is my list of movies ALL men should see before they die. Stars signify importance!

Enjoy!

·     Die Hard*

·      Animal House****

·      Fight Club*

·      Pulp  Fiction

·      True Lies

·      Reservoir Dogs

·      The Shining

·      Dirty Dozen

·      Rambo 1-4

·      Rocky

·      Raging Bull

·      Lonesome DovE

·      True Grit

·      Taxi Driver*

·      Sin City

·      Defiance

·      Apocalypse Now*

·      Platoon

·      Saving Private Ryan

·      Taken

·      Dirty Harry*

·      Snatch

·      Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

·      Hoosiers

·      Gridiron Gang

·      Every Bond film except Never say Never Again

·      Green Street Hooligans

·      Ghostbusters

·      Harold & Kumar 1-2

·      All CoEn Bros. Films Except Intolerable Cruely

·      Scent Of A Woman*

·      The Matrix

·      Wayne’s World 1+2

·      Gladiator

·      Richard Downers’ “Superman”

·      The Bourne Trilogy

·      Terminator 1 & 2

·      The Dollars Trilogy* (clint eastwood)

·      Goodfellas

·      Caddyshack

·      The Deer Hunter

·      Cool Hand Luke

·      Sands of Iwo Jima

·      Swingers*

·      Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid*

·      Fast Times at Ridgemont High

·      The Great Escape*

·      Red Dawn*

·      Robocop

·      The Maltese Falcon*

·      Blazing Saddles*

·      Lethal Weapon

·      Risky Business

·      Grosse Point Blank

·      The Bridge Over River Kwai*

·      Clerks*

·      Full Metal Jacket*

·      Any and all apatow films

·      Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

·      Monty Python and the Holy Grail*

·      Monty Python’s Life of Brian*

·      STAR WARS (original trilogy)

·      Jerry Maguire

·      Any Even Numbered Star Trek Films (and also the most recent one)

·      Shaun of the Dead

·      Hot Fuzz

·      The Original Italian Job

·      Rudy**

·      Fish Called Wanda

·      Dr. Strangelove

·      Spartacus

·      Ben Hur

·      Psycho

·      Jaws

·      The Sting

·      Guilty Pleasure

·      Dirty Work

·      A History of Violence

·      All the Indie Films

·      BLade runner

·      American Graffiti

·      The Departed

·      Casino

·      Happy Gilmore + Billy Madison + The Wedding Singer

·      Bottle Rocket

·      American History X

·      Strange Wilderness

·      Wet Hot American Summer

·      Boondock Saints

·      Dark Man

·      Evil Dead Trilogy

·      See Inglorious Basterds Upon Release

·      Spinal Tap

·      Stand By Me

·      The Goonies

·      Boogie Nights

·      Night at the Roxbury

·      There Will Be Blood

·      Gangs of New York

·      Last of the Mohicans

·      The Usual Suspects*

·      The Untouchables

·      Glengarry Glen Ross

·      Rushmore

·      Serpico

·      8 Mile

·      Hustle and Flow

·      Gran Torino

·      Unforgiven

·      Both 3:10 to YUmas

·      The Searchers

·      Red River

·      Tombstone

·      Trainspotting

·      Big Fish

·      Face Off

·      In Bruges

·      Mean Streets

·      Easy Rider

·      300

·      Good Will Hunting

·      Good Morning Vietnam

·      Hardboiled

·      The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

And of course, The Godfather I and II. Not III. Never III.

“Brb. My mom stole my blanket so I have to go steal her wedding ring.”

Lena